September 2011
Our First Date.
First off, we’d start early in the morning on a Thursday, cause I like that day. I’d pick you up at your house and meet your parents. You’d have breakfast and then we head off to some flea market/swap meet thing cause they sell some pretty good food there and because I didn’t eat breakfast. I was too nervous earlier. We’d walk around and check out all the shit that...
Driving automatic doesn't fulfill me anymore...
I get bored, I need to move around. I wish I could drive manual, and just grind apart the clutch…
Society is not fucked...
Everything seems fine too me. As I see it, people who care about there looks over there own personality just make the world go round. You know why? Because there’s always going to be people out in the world who see it as the other way around. There will always be good vs bad in the world. If not for bad, how would we know whats good. Think about it.
If I had a daughter...
I’d teach her everything I know. Even the things girls shouldn’t, according to society. Walking, talking, sitting and eating. Watching dumb action packed movies and swearing her ass off. Sure she can learn to be girly from her mother. I wouldn’t mind. But when she’s with me, we’d embarrass each other everywhere we go. And before you know it, she’s a teen....
Thank you
Discovery Channel, for teaching me everything my school couldn’t. I will watch you forever.
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If guys say they don't like sluts...
they’re fucking lying. I LOVE SLUTS. I actually would rather have them, then be in a real relationship. Sure I would like to be in a relationship where I want to be with a person I love, but thats when I grow up and realize what real love is. And sure you can call me a ho and a bastard but, you can’t call me a liar.
If you wear a varsity jacket just because their...
When I die...
hopefully I made the world a better place for my kids, if not, then they will live then way I did, poor and lonely. No one to trust except for themselves and family. Mad at the world because people never change the way they think and act. Never keeping friends because they would rather be by themselves. But there is one thing they will having, which is character. Able to think for themselves and...
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What happened to us...
I was so surprised, you left without saying goodbye. I tried my hardest to figure out the problem, but I just couldn’t find the answer. I got advice from others, but that didn’t help. Remember when we used to stay up all night. Just you and me alone, I told you how much our love would last forever. During the day, you’d come and hang in my living room. We had our fair share of...
Am I the only one who has tried rubbing Icy Hot on...
Read my "I wish I could lay an egg" story bro...
I wish I could lay an egg that would eventually hatch into a beast that would be half ikran, half unicorn, half pikachu, half tiger, half giraffe and half Sony PSP. I would teach it how to fly, and shoot french fries out of it’s mouth, cause I really like french fries. I’d also teach him how to receive free Wifi, so I go on the internet using his half PSP side to check our position on...
